Tiger Wood's Google Ad / A Parody Too Funny To Ignore

What happens when you mix my two favorite things: drama and google? You get the amazing bi-product that is this ad. Now anyone that was watching the Super Bowl this past Sunday might have seen the adorable (yet mushy) google ad. If you missed it here it is.

Cute huh? Now some genius (I don't mean that sarcastically) created this one, but instead of love, used the lust that is the Tiger Wood's scandal. Enjoy kiddies!!

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Proximity Sensing Shirt Lights Up When You’re Close / AKA Motherf*@ker I Found You!

*Sigh* Someone has created yet another way for women to stalk there men. The Locked On Proximity Sensing Shirt  uses radio frequencies to to locate whoever is wearing the other shirt (up to 15 feet away)."The shirt’s radar lights up when it’s scanning for a target and when it locks on to another Proximity Shirt it lights up as “target detected”."

Ok so let's say Billy and his girlfriend Mary get separated in Walmart, then this would come in handy. But if Billy is losing Mary on purpose because she's a complete psycho....yeah then I'd pass on this one. 

Largest iPod Dock Ever / Or Pervert Promoter?

I'm not knocking anyone, I buy flashy, useless shit daily. This right here, not cool. I mean men have there needs ( I guess)... but does it need to come in Go-Go girl form? The “Disco Table“, designed by Moritz Waldemeyer, is a go-go dancer cage, except the “cage” is virtual- made of LED lights and lasers and it has a smoke machine too. All I can see is a bunch of wannabes playing "Money Maker" By Ludacris, while some girl dances on this thing for $10 bills. Ha! Good luck with that one.

 I can't deny that this is genius invention wise but definitely a waste of money. Oh and sorry fellas, stripper not included.

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Albert Exergian's Modernist TV Posters / Kinda Makes Me Wanna Watch TV...Well On A TV

So when was the last time you watched TV, on the glowing box? More and more people these day's are watching their favorite shows on websites like Hulu and Casttv. Albert Exergian created these poster based on some of the most popular television shows of the past years. For more things by Albert Exergian Click Here.

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Musicals Are The New Black / No Pun Intended

This is really exciting for me, since I love musicals!!! Michelle Williams (formerly of Destiny's Chilld) will play Roxie Hart in the Tony Award winning musical, Chicago. Her seven week performance will run from Febuary 8 to March 28. Since Chicago's original run in 1975, the role of Roxy has been played by Caucasian women, so this is ground breaking for Michelle. However, she's dabbled with the Broadway stage before. She took over where Toni Braxton left off, in the Disney play Aida. So I'm not to scared that she'll ruin the story of jazz, sex and liquor for me. Good luck Michelle!!! For more information on here and ticket purchasing visit, http://www.michellewilliamsonline.com/.

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Waste Of Moolah / What The *!@# Ever Happened To Using A Flyswatter?

I'm not a fan of insects. I'm a girl. I can honestly do without them. But this right here, geez.

What sick bastard would want to annihilate poor innocent little mosquitoes via flamethrower? As you can see in the picture obviously an individual whose off of his rocker. If Off is cutting it anymore, i guess you can go this route (you psycho), but get the hell out of bed first.

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Waste Of Moolah / Because Apart Of You Is Hoping That The Stamps Will Taste Like Eggs

America is the fattest country in the world. Seriously, the obesity rates are through the roof. In light of that, one would think we'd try our best to maintain a healthy lifestyle. Clearly J & D foods didn't get that memo.

I present to you the bacon flavored envelope....*pauses so you can read the previous sentence again*.

Thats right kids, now you can lick swine and pay bills all at the same time. Just when everyone was making their resolutions to start dieting. With other products like bacon pop, baconnaise and bacon flavored salt, J & D defiently lives up to the slogan "There's always room for bacon". I fear what may follow if this is a success....bacon flavored soap....bacon ice pops *blech*.

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